my top airplane sightings
1. James Augustine (Illinois bball player) - we sat together on a flight from NY once, talked the whole time. At the end we went to CPK together. It was pretty awesome, and perhaps a little gay.
2. Danny Glover - I saw him on a Southwest flight from Oakland to LA [and thought to myself, “why the fuck are you on a SOUTHWEST flight?”, and took the open spot. On the flight I asked him about Operation Dumbo Drop. Apparently Dennis Leary was a real jackass.
3. Dikembe Mutombo - I sat across the aisle from him on a STL-SFO flight, and gave him a high five. I also unsuccessfully tried to take a picture of him with my cell phone camera (this was 2003 when they were new).
4. B-listers that you sometimes see in first as you board the plane (nothing huge, just Amy Smart, Chris Kattan types)
5. every other person I’ve ever seen on a plane
Last place: Ron Jeremy. I feel like his hairy grossness is going to haunt my dreams forever. Oh well, on to lesbian porn.
