Not That Dignified Oh, we were dating?

1. James Augustine (Illinois bball player) - we sat together on a flight from NY once, talked the whole time.  At the end we went to CPK together.  It was pretty awesome, and perhaps a little gay.

2. Danny Glover - I saw him on a Southwest flight from Oakland to LA [and thought to myself, “why the fuck are you on a SOUTHWEST flight?”, and took the open spot.  On the flight I asked him about Operation Dumbo Drop.  Apparently Dennis Leary was a real jackass.

3. Dikembe Mutombo - I sat across the aisle from him on a STL-SFO flight, and gave him a high five.  I also unsuccessfully tried to take a picture of him with my cell phone camera (this was 2003 when they were new).

4. B-listers that you sometimes see in first as you board the plane (nothing huge, just Amy Smart, Chris Kattan types)

5. every other person I’ve ever seen on a plane

Last place: Ron Jeremy.  I feel like his hairy grossness is going to haunt my dreams forever.  Oh well, on to lesbian porn.