well, i tried
- John: how much beer would it take to get a baby drunk?
- Vamsi: little
- John: say a 20-pound baby, not like a newborn. one sip?
- Vamsi: no, half a cup, quarter cup maybe
- John: ok thanks
- Vamsi: why????
- John: arguing with someone
- John: i'm not about to go get a baby drunk if you were worried
- Vamsi: i am unconvinced
- Vamsi: please stop getting babies drunk
- John: never
