St. Louis squared off against Houston last night, an epic currency showdown of Brad Penny versus Hunter Pence. Pence went 0-3 versus Penny, and 0-for-4 overall, as the Cardinals won.
According to Google’s calculator, an actual penny is worth 0.64 pence. Coincidentally, 0.64 is also Brad Penny’s ERA.
I think there’s a good team name to be had here. Also, I benched pence in favor of the penny! Go America!