Dante and Sherry had no money, no education, and no marketable job skills. But they had love. Also, rabies.
one time a bat came into our dorm and got lost in the curtains. it was during RA training so it was just me and the bat alone on the 3rd floor, but eventually i chased it out, while screaming like a little girl. thoughts:
a) in retrospect, this bat probably had rabies, based on its behavior of being “clumsy, disoriented, and unable to fly”
b) based on that characterization, i also probably have rabies
c) i accidentally typed “rapies” into google on that search.
d) also in retrospect, this probably would have been a much better story if i had handled the bat and gotten rabies.