if a goat got on my ferrari we would be having lamb goat (edit: I’m an idiot and don’t know my animals) stew
*funny animal/car story - so in our neighborhood in MO, there are lots of gooses in the pond. (fortunately, they chose our neighbor’s house instead of ours for their regular pooping) anyway, when we first moved in 15 years ago it was mostly wilder/forest, so the geese were scared of the few humans and would hurry across the street when they saw a car. eventually they realized that these humans would do them no harm, so they take their time as they march single file across the wide suburban roads. i swear, one time i was running late for school and i honked as they were crossing, and a goose just smiled at me and took a dump in front of my tire, then slowly meandered away. my dad, on the other hand, almost ran one over in the early days (intentionally?), so they know to beware of mustachioed indians.
