so yesterday after brunch, my friends lauren and lindsey and i went to the promenade to walk around. this guy there was doing free “scientific handwriting analysis”. he had us write a statement, then would basically feel the paper and tell us about ourselves. very scientific, aristotle would be proud. it was basically throwing darts at the wall, here were some gems about me:
-“You are very neat and organized…rare in a guy, ladies!” (possibly slightly true these days?)
-“You are terrible at golf” (he told me this TWICE)
-“You prefer noodles to rice”
-“You are good at math” (way to look at my skin)
-“You are a butt guy”
this man has a window into my soul.
