February 2008
159 posts
January 2008
35 posts
if only she knew i was alive
Padmini: any-way ask this girl out get married i can’t wait for your wedding me: hahaha Padmini: i bet you’ll have an elephant too me: i know, i was slightly bummed that saritha beat me to it bc i’ve wanted one since i was a kid Padmini: you should get a dinosaur that would knock her socks off! Geetika: I LIKE CAMELS penguins ???? PENGUINS me: camels are stinky Geetika: WE...
Truth.
Me: I thought I saw a turtle crossing the street but it was really a tennis shoe. Rajeev: Better than putting on your tennis shoes and finding out they’re turtles.
the future of stanford basketball
Omar: i REALLY want robin to stay next year me: oh yeah i want brook to stay Omar: (i’m settled on him leaving i guess) robin + josh owens +law hill + goods + mitch+ the 3 new freshmen me: in my mind robin’s staying, brook is 50-50 Omar: could be even better haha i’m more like 50/50 on robin, brook is 100/0 going unless the NBA bans mexicans. me: CAN WE START A PETITION!? ...
i started off learning about buffalo wild wings and somehow end up here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_animals Some highlights so far (i’m not done yet): An estimated one-quarter of all black swans pairings are homosexual and they steal nests, or form temporary threesomes with females to obtain eggs, driving away the female after she lays the eggs. Courtship, mounting, and...
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me: why am i watching the devil wear’s prada? Geetika: 1) you are a girl 2) its sorta good me: both of those statements are probably true
Hilarious trip report by 2 of my best friends →
awww →
The ability to clear out an entire room with your farts: a blessing or a curse? discuss.
nozzle
on my way to work i stopped off for gas and there was a sign to “Replace Nozzle When Finished” and in my mind i read it “Replace Nizzle When Finished” will do, sir.
happy peanut butter day!
when i was a kid i thought the word for male genitalia was “peanus”.
New Primaries
OK so I think the current primary system is effing retarded (ps i like effen)…basically there’s 2 early primaries that are historically important, then a whole bunch of nothing, then like 73 states on Super Tuesday that decide everything, and no one really knows what’s going on and candidates don’t get a chance to really campaign in most states except for that...
